Please Don't Feed Me - play online

Please Don't Feed Me is a non-standard strategy game with roguelike and deck-builder elements in which you take on the role of a "monster" who has one strange goal: to make a man eat **four pineapples** in one attempt, while you have to be careful not to overdo it - because if he overeats, all your previous investment can be lost.

Game description

At the beginning, you have limited money and a selection of simple dishes that you can “feed” to your subject. Each dish brings you money, which allows you to buy more expensive and powerful foods to increase its capacity and progress towards the goal — four pineapples. But some dishes have dangerous consequences: feeding too much or the wrong one can cause the subject to vomit and prove a failure.

How to play

Choose a dish and bring it to a person to eat — that's how you make money.
Use that money to buy stronger dishes that allow you to progress faster.
Monitor its capacity and limitations — too much food or an inadequate combination can result in vomiting and loss of progress.
The goal is to achieve a situation where he eats four pineapples in one round, with proper strategy and risk control.

Key elements of the game

Resource management – money, food, human capacity.
Risk and reward – some dishes bring more money, but also a greater chance of failure.
Progressing through better food and greater capacity to get closer to the final goal.
A unique goal – four pineapples – that provides a clearly defined challenge.

Why is the game interesting?

The game hides depth in a seemingly simple concept - the choice of food and the moment when to "attack" the pineapples play a crucial role.
It combines humor, weirdness, and strategic thinking that forces you to think several moves ahead.
Each round can be different - dishes, game economy and restrictions vary, so you have to adjust your tactics.